Discussion posted by: David McNamara
It’s not all bad news folks. We missed the UN Security Council, but Raz (rapper/warlord) of CHAZistan has offered Canada a seat on the new state’s Farming Collective and Tofu Oversight Planning and Meditation Board. There are limits on our presence in the six-city-block republic. Canada will not have veto rights. But Justin Trudeau is assured that should he make a formal or state visit, there is nothing — let me stress, nothing — on the all-vegan menu that will not be his for the asking, with just a small contribution to the CHAZ seed fund. Because of his noted skills in the art, he will also be offered honorary membership in the open-air yoga school, which is located outside the boarded-up pizza shop.