Governor Newsom declares california a Coronavirus-free zone

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SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Newsom has declared California a coronavirus-free zone, instantly eradicating any threat of coronavirus infecting anyone in the state. The executive action makes any possession of coronavirus a state felony. “When you declare something illegal, it is instantly gone forever,” Newsom said solemnly. “That’s why I’m taking immediate executive action to declare the possession of coronavirus a felony at the state level. Top scientists all agree that the best way to get rid of something is to ban it.”