Man calls police to report cheeseburglary

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Did the Hamburglar do it? A man in Arkansas called the cops to report that someone had stolen one of his cheeseburgers while he was sleeping, the Saline Courier reported last Friday. Keegan Byers, who was staying at the Troutt Motel in Benton, told police he had purchased two cheeseburgers at a nearby gas station, ate one of them, but left the other one on the bedside table. When he woke up a few hours later, the burger was reportedly gone. Police questioned a second person in the hotel room who claimed they did not touch the missing burger. The police report didn’t say whether or not police are still investigating the case of the allegedly stolen meal, but an officer noted that Byers was “extremely intoxicated.