Man in Scotland accused of having sex with fence, minibus while drunk

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It appears to be a case of a man getting wood at the sight of a wooden fence. An elderly couple told a Scottish court this week they were surprised to see a man – who appeared to be drunk – pull his pants down, masturbate and simulate having sex with a fence and the hood of a minibus, reports the Dunfermline Press. David Bruce, 36, denies he committed an offence of public indecency on May 25.